It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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