- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's brown an sticky Shit

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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