- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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