- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A fat guy!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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