Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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