- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

I have an idea! You leave.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

race-car = rac-ecar

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Leave. Now.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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