- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Stop. Seriously stop.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

no rasist joks

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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