- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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