- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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