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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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