- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

All of these jokes are about white people

you will like this because i am black.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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