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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I literally died laughing

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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