roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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