Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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