- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

bite me

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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