- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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