- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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