- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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