- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what's black and can't swim?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

hey hey apple

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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