- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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