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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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