- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John lazzaro likes dick

knock knock... ...no answer

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Badabing.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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