- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

lets bomb africa

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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