- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

I don't believe in giraffes.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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