Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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hi jonny

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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