- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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