Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Get on the boat.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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