- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do I hate? people

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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