- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Katy Perry

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

This is a joke.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

i dont fisish anythi

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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