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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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