What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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