- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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