- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??