What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

I have a really funny joke.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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