- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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