Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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sky silverstein

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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