- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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