- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

69...you know how awkward this is now...

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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