How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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