Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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