why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

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