A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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