- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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