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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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