- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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