What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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