- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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