Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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PENIS lol

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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