- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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