What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

men's rights activists

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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