There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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