- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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