- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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