- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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