Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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