- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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