Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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