- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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