- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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