What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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