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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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