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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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