Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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haha

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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