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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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