- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

scraggle is in you pillow case

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

I walk into a bar...

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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