- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Knock knock. Get out!!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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