What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

this website is a bad joke

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

haha black people :D

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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