A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What is green and slow Grass.

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