A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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