Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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