- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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