- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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