- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock, COME IN!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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