Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

You are joking right?

Communism hehe xd

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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