- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Women's rights

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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