- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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