- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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