Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

so...um, yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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