what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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