- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day