- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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