- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I like school Said no one ever.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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