- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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