- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Fat? Jesse Z

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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