Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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