- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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