- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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