- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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