- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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