- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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