- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why did you poop because you are a poop

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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