I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Penis

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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