- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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