- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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