- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

. . I am a whale

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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