ever tried african food? they neither

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Tim likes girls

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Anti Joke

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