- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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