What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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