- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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