- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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