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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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