steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

SHUT UP JP

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

it was all Tagart

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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