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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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