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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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