- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Fat? Jesse Z

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Massie is a fatass

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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