- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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