wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Neil is a reterd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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