- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Gretta has five legs? -no

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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