In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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