A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why? Because.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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