- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Black people in Camden NJ.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

i'm hard

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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