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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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