- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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