What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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