why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Anti Joke

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