Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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I asked her where you were.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Anti Joke

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