A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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