A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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