- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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