- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White NBA players.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

alex is cool

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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