- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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