what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +32

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

thumb_up thumb_down +30

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

thumb_up thumb_down +28

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +26

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A blonde dies Lololol

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops