- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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