- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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