- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Sex education in Texas,

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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