- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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