- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

No!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

PENIS lol

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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