- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Japan

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Whats green? The color green.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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