Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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WOw you have no life

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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