- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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