- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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