What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what has genitial warts? me

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

This isn't funny.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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