Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Ross.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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