Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Ross.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Cancer

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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