- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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