- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats green? The color green.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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