- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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