How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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The Oakland Raiders

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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