my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How did the black person die? Of old age

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Women's rights

So a bar walks into a man...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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