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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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