800 people died last year. end of story

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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