I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Okay.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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