- Anti Joke

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's stupid a light bulb.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.