- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Your big dick.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

the WNBA.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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