- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Women's rights.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I love alchohol!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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