- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

derp

Okay.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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