what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Niall Horan

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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