Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Ross.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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