- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Obama = ebola

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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