What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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