Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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A dyslexic blind man

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Im gay What about you

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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