- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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