- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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