- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whats 2+2? 4

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??