Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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