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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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