In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your Mom

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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