What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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